Alliance & Leicester boss Richard Pym surprised the City yesterday by announcing he was stepping down as the bank's chief executive.
He added he had no plans yet "except perhaps fulfil a childhood dream to sell programmes at the Arsenal".
This seems a commendable thing - but I do wonder that if he really wanted to do this as a boy, why didn't he?
I speak as a former programme seller myself. Just the once, mind. One night in 1985 my friend Anthony Beer and I sold programmes at the dramatic Wales v Scotland World Cup qualifier game at Ninian Park, Cardiff. My diary notes that we were the only sellers inside the ground; we went down the players' tunnel as the Welsh national anthem was played. We had to exchange programmes for cash through the netting that kept fans from the pitch - not so easy when many fans wanted five or more! We soon ran out of our initial 500 - the Welsh FA had printed just 20,000 programmes for a crowd of 40,000.
We saw Mark Hughes give Wales an early lead before Scotland snatched a draw through a very dubious penalty, ending Wales' hopes of playing in the 1986 Mexico finals. Afterwards, we passed Scotland's Willie Miller being interviewed live on ITV as we took our takings in to the offices under the grandstand next to the dressing room. It was there that we heard that the Scotland manager, Jock Stein, had collapsed. Later, we heard the tragic news that he had died. We collected our £10 seller's fees and walked out of the ground as an ambulance driver manoeuvred to avoid a Securicor van. Scottish and British football had lost a legend - the first manager to lead a club from these islands to victory in the European Cup.
So, Mr Pym, selling programmes can be just as dramatic as running a bank!
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